Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon Trailer, Movie Dialogues & Song Lyrics | Kapil Sharma, Arbaaz Khan

Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon is an upcoming Bollywood Indian Romantic Comedy movie of the year 2015, Starring Kapil Sharma in lead role with Arbaaz Khan, Manjari Phadnis, Amrita Puri, Elli Avram, Simran Kaur Mundi, Varun Sharma, Supriya Pathak, Sai Lokur and Sharat Saxena in other supporting roles at www.imslv.com. The Film is directed by Abbas-Mustan where as produced by Abbas-Mustan, Ganesh Jain and Ratan Jain. The Story is written by Anukalp Goswami. The film music is given by Tanishk Bagchi, Dr.zeus, Javed Mohsin and Amjad-Nadeem. The film is release to be on September 25th, 2015

Official Trailer of Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon - Kapil Sharma, Arbaaz Khan, Eli Avram & Manjari Phadnis

Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon Movie Dialogues Lyrics - Kapil Sharma

Gaur se dekhiye iss aadmi ko,
Chehre se masum dikhne wala ye prani
3-3 biwiyo ka pati hain

Agar tino zara see bhi bhanak lagi naa ek dusre ki
Yaa to khud mar jayegi yaa phir mujhe maar dalengi

Bhagwan aisa pati sabko de
Aise mat bola karo baby
Bhagwan kabi kabi sun bhi leta hain..

Common shiv thoda to romantic hua karo
Thoda thoda karke mera bahut ho jata hain
Matlab?

Tum log isko batate nahi ki
Iso sunai nahi deta
Unhe pata hain

Main soch raha hoon inko sachin tendulkar ke gano ki cd la kar dun
par sachin gata kaha hain
to ye sunta kaha hain

Bada has raha hain 8-8inch ke daant nikaal ke
Mere life ki bhelpuri bana ke, Bhelpuri khayegaa
Kyun budhe?
Kyun budhee
cu Cute budhe
aise budhe market me milte kaha hain?

Ek baat ka khyal rakhnaa
Kissi aurat ka ghar mat todnaa
tere issi vachan ke chakkar me
shadi ke 28 vachan nibhane ki nobat aa gayi hain maa

Shadi ke 28 vachan nahi, 7 vachan hote hai

Haan to jo aadmi 4 gunaa pyar karta hain uske liye to 7*4 28 ho gaya naa..

Madam mere saaheb ka underwear gira tha
ye underwear tumhare nahi iss ghar ke shaheb kaa hain
nahi vo mere saaheb kaa
are main apne husband ka underwear nahi pehchanungi?
haa to main apne sahib ka underwean nahi pehchanegi kya
Roz to maich utarti hain

Jaldi se shadi shuru karwaiye naa
are jara main havan ki tyari to kar lu
to aapko konsa barbique karna hain
4 dandiya hi to dalni hain phata phat phere shuru karvaiye Aap

Give me a kiss no
umhaa umhaa
ye phone pe kisse kiss kar rahe the
Phone ko kar raha tha
tum bhi karo
Bahut bada assignment mila hain

Aur sunao
sunau, Kide padenge aapko he he
Sala baduk ki noke pe behan chipka di aapne
ha ha ha
Mera khana ho gaya vaise bhi main diet par hu
Diet pe hu, tum duniya me hi kyun ho
Har saal itni nayi nayi bimariya lauch hoti hain
Koi bhi pakad ke nikal lo

Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon Songs Lyrics:

=> DJ Bajega To Pappu Nachega Song
Singers: Wajid, Ritu Pathak, Shalmali Kholgade 
Music: Javed-Mohsin

=> Bolo Bam Bam Bam Song
Singers: Kaur B, Dr. Zeus, Kapil Sharma
Music: Dr. Zeus